This is still my favourite post.
Er, I don’t think I’ll answer that online if you don’t mind ^-^
Honestly I try not to do things I’ll feel guilty about later, so I can’t really think of anything, but I do feel guilty if I ever make someone sad or I don’t help someone who’s already sad.
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
because i like you
Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog
I imagine that in their heads they’re like
THAT IS DOG
I AM DOG
DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.
someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face
someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck
someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution
No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble it.
If you ever feel stupid just remember that some people think jesus was white
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names